- i get walked into in the hall: sorry
- i get knocked and drop my books: sorry
- i get pushed against the wall: sorry
- i get pushed down a couple of stairs: sorry
- i get pushed out the window: sorry
- i get run over by a car: sorry
- i get murdered: sorry
- me when i die
- st. peter: sorry i can't let you into heaven if you have no soul
- me: excuse me?
- st. peter: yeah remember that time you didn't reblog a picture of a homeless man and his dog? have fun in the eternal pits of hell you blasphemous demon wench
